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You have permission to flirt with me anonymously. Starting now.
My muse is chowing down on a box of pocky and your muse seems to have a sudden craving for the chocolate covered treat! (or perhaps my muses’ lips?~) Send “Chomp!” for my muse’s reaction to yours biting the other end of the pocky stick!

((Whispers how do you all find me?))

snarkomancer:
"#5" On his upper right arm.

"Stop that…."

Anonymous:
*writes, with a fine point sharpie and tiny handwriting, "valuable" on the back of Sync's right hand*

"I am not…."

Anonymous:
*grabs a marker and draws ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ on Captain Sync's forehead before beginning to chant* One of us ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ one of us ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

"……."

Grab a marker and write something on my muse! ( Anywhere over my muse’s body. )
the-booty-of-gardios:
Once upon a time there was a dude names Sync and he was in love with this other dude called Guy which is funny cause he’s a guy called Guy but anyway they wanted the sex so Sync put his doodle in Guy’s bumbum and they did the thing and it was nice. [[I FOUND THIS IN MY ARCHIVE]]

((Beautiful))

Anonymous:
That puppy will be good too practice for when you and Guy have kids in the future!

"Kids?!"

Anonymous:
3, 46, 69 aannddddddd 70. Haha...69

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

"I don’t read fiction…."

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

((I’m gonna cry))

"Perhaps…. Maybe Guy being protective… It’s…. uh…. heh…."

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

"Why…… Why are you asking me this?"

((Is he Misha Collins now?))

70: Booty or Boobs?

((Considering every girl I’ve ever shipped him with is flat chested, it’s the booty.))